How can you not have a crush on this man? I'm just saying. Him, Jon Stewart, and Gary Cooper (yeah, I know he's old and dead, but have you seen Ball of Fire?).
We now return to being a boring academic.
Update: Well, this is annoying. Apparently Clooney said all of the things that were blogged under his name, but it kinda looks like Arianna Huffington kinda pieced them together herself. So he said those things, but didn't blog them nor did he say them as a coherent whole.