Quick Punch Line Meme
Because wolfangel suggested it. Now you know my joke sophistication level ...
Extra points if you know where I heard the first one!
Copy and replace any you don't know with a different one in bold. Oh -- and I think first lines of songs would be easier ...
- Doctor, can you get this man off my ass?
- A coconut!
- One's a cunning linguist
- I'm looking for the man who shot my paw
- Didn't the antlers give you bruises?
- Because there are blond boys, too
- I'm soooo drunk!
- No, frayed knot
- Yesterday, we were campaigning. Today, you voted for us!
- No thanks, they're carrion!
note for music fans
I'm listening to Shivaree's new album on Rhapsody. My first impression is that I really like it. I'm working (-ish), so I haven't had a chance to really listen to the lyrics, but I think I'll be burning this one, unless it turns out to be cheaper to buy the released version with liner notes ...