In lieu of meaningful posting
Because I am in denial about many things at the moment, some personal, most having to do with the FIVE hours I teach tomorrow and the syllabi I haven't quite finished, I give you ... humour.
You Might Be A Medievalist If...
-Your secondary sources are somebody else's primary sources.
-Everyone else on your conference panel has taken holy orders.
-You have a favorite decree of the Fourth Lateran Council.
-Your particular field of study could be wiped out by a car accident.
-You've ever been asked "the truth" about King Arthur.
-You refer to the American Revolution as a "recent development."
-You add the word "yet" to the statement "I don't know that language."
-You specify which level of hell your day has been like.
-You call the renaissance "a dirty lie."